Somehow, Dean always ends up being the rude tol XD He tries his best, I promise!
He’s just an absolutely paranoid hunter at the same time.
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Also. Dean dropped Stan into his pocket and forgot about him. That’s gonna be interesting. Never mind all the jostling as Dean fights, when this is over Stan’s gonna be plucked out with a “Oh yeah, also I caught this itty bitty guy, forgot about that. Sam, do you think he’s dangerous & do we need to kill him?”
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Whoops, Stan is in a pocket and completely forgotten while Dean goes and, y’know, fights a witch, no big deal. Sammy, why you lookin’ at me that way?
XD
Sentence appreciation: “Sam tended to frown on such extreme measures.” Given that he’s talking about BURNING DOWN A HOUSE this is such a delightful understatement. Gotta love Dean.
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Understatements are what he does. He is the best at understatements. Which is why Sam has perfected the bitchface. Imagine having to deal with Dean all the time. Sam is wishing Dean was the pocket-sized one XD
how long do you think Jacob in Wonderland will be?
Jacob in Wonderland is over 70 chapters long! We’re just getting started.
He will be showing up sooner than you expect! After all, we couldn’t have a certain someone in the series if his boss wasn’t around!
“Someone will be by,” Mycroft confirmed. “Unless, of course, you refuse…”
The younger Holmes scoffed, knowing there really was no option despite Mycroft’s coy implications. “How could I refuse?” With a faint scowl, he hung up with more force on the button than necessary.
“Hope to God he’s not sending a helicopter,” John muttered, running an exhausted hand down his face.
“H-helicopter?” Dean repeated, swallowing nervously.
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Seeing your updates and excerpts makes me smile. I am also enjoying a little game of “what story is this/do I recall this scene” as your redux excerpts post.
It’s fun! I like seeing how things played out last year when I go through them again. It brings back great memories, and some of the stories have been posted, but then others are still in the queue for future posting.
(Considering how long the horror story is, that could be some time from now)
They would start by (hopefully) finding out what the lion is.
(I mean, half the time they charge in half-cocked if people are in direct danger, but they prefer to do their research first).
First would be to get innocents out of the way. At a zoo, they might end up helping the zookeepers get some of the animals out of the way so they don’t lose any of them, especially those endangered species.
Just gotta save the girl the lion took as a hostage to lure the hunters to it.
Finding something to kill it with would be work, since it can’t die by any mortal weapons. Angel blades would be easiest, if they knew any angels at the time. Definitely not a mortal weapon, and almost nothing can stand up to it.
Dean might be tough, but he’s not as strong as Heracles, so he wouldn’t be able to strangle the lion if an angel blade isn’t an option. His best option would be shooting it in the mouth, if he figures out its weakness.
Monster gets the gank, hero gets the girl. Sam rolls his eyes.
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It’s a long chain of blame that ends up with Jacob riding around on the bitty lego dragon! He might not be as tall as Sam or Oscar, but he’s a valiant knight just like they are!
It’s my childhood ^^
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Oh man! XD I can’t imagine how unimpressed with this idea Jacob would be once Dean popped up with it with that shit-eating grin on his face. Those little swords were great when making sets as a kid, but when he’s small enough to use one for a weapon… not cool, Dean. Not cool.
Having a cup his size to drink out of might be cool, but could it outweigh the groans of exasperation for those little swords? Who even knows. Poor Jacob would rather no one give Dean these ideas, please.
Brothers Apart 