Back and hunting is pretty good! I never thought of that one.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dean said that either, but you can assume we’ll never use bitches or any other vaguely curse-like words. I might mark my stories as mature at points, but the titles always show, so I like to keep them fairly PG/PG13.

Hunting is not in the title, either.

Absolutely beware the angry bird. They will fuck you up if you mess with their nestling Sammers. 

Sammers doesn’t grow like a regular nestling, but they love him anyway. He will just have to accept some rides from the sister hen when they want him to keep up with them and Dean.

Sam’s fine with animals. He adores mice and puppies, is properly wary of any snakes, spiders and rats, and would probably bug Dean to go see all the puppies while they’re there. Kids are a whole different story because of the trauma he went through in BA as a kid, so he’ll stick close to Dean anytime kids are around.

XD He wouldn’t be the biggest fan of hamster balls, but the tunnels that connect all their cages would be fun to explore.

Sam totally flopping with all the mice tho.