He’d get headbutts if he doesn’t scritch (and if he does, these birbs just cannot make up their minds), and the birb will squawk if Dean goes out of sight. Once he’s claimed the brothers as his ‘flock,’ he’s gotta keep them in sight the entire time, or chirp for their location! Can’t stress that birb out.

There will be so much buzzing by Dean’s face once the cockatiel takes to the air.

Oh man. Smaug is such a little shit some days. I think, Sam would have to tame him first. Otherwise he’s a spaz that darts around and thinks he’s the big man on campus. He tries to beat up my husband’s hands all the time (See: here).

If Sam managed to tame him, he’d have a bird that’s one of the fastest fliers around. The little twerp spends his days divebombing me and Shawn and dodging around us so he doesn’t have to go back in his cage. That would be such a fun mount to ride. Dean would never be able to grab Sam again.