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Well, thanks to this chart here made by @torchmlp​, we know that Sam and Dean weight a little less than three crayons each if we compare them at 1/19th of Jacob’s size.

Jacob lifted weights in school, and has a stronger build than either brother. People have clung to buildings with their fingertips holding up their weight before, when their life depends on it, so with one finger, if Jacob can get all the regular-sized guys in the lounge to fit on one, he can likely lift all of them. Throw in the smols and Rumsfeld and Bobby, he’s still not going to have a problem.

Jacob would probably run out of room for more people before he started to feel too much strain of their weight. Then they’d have a giant who was worried about them all tumbling off the side, so the little guys had better be in pockets for this experiment. Jacob would be so amused by all these little guys trying to test out his strength.

I can almost imagine Sherlock being torn between helping to add weight and wanting to write all this down.

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May 26th excerpt:

“Alright, I got something, are you happy?” Jacob asked, sounding as flustered as he looked.

“Hmm…” Dean thought about it, then decided on “No.” He didn’t bother forcing Jacob to get anything else, but he did pinch off a piece of his burger. “I’m as big a fan of french fries as the next guy, but I’d hardly call it a balanced meal by any standards.”

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May 25th excerpt:

Dean rolled his eyes, and this time didn’t bother with the stand-up menu. Instead, he reached over and lightly nudged Jacob to his feet, propping his finger underneath a small arm and pushing him up. He had to restrain himself the second he felt exactly how light Jacob was against his finger. If he moved too fast, he’d pull the kid right off the table again, just like the time Dean had gone for the bag he was wearing and ended up taking Jacob along for the ride.

Watching those small legs kicking in the air, dangling helplessly over what was to him a huge distance… it was the first time in years Dean had felt his overprotective side rise up in him.

“Not happenin,’ ” he scolded gently as he maneuvered Jacob closer to the plate. “You’re eating some of this food one way or the other. Don’t make me try and make the world’s smallest cheeseburger. We both know that won’t end well.”

Jacob tried to resist, but he might as well be pushing on a wall. He tried to shove Dean’s hand away, but the huge fingers were too strong for him. Digging his heels in was just as useless, and soon enough he found himself marched over to the plate like an ornery kid. He stumbled a few times, but with Dean guiding him along he was standing still again in no time.

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Oh lord. Bowman gets even more ornery when he’s had a drink, if you can believe it. He’d try to flutter off only for his wings to be too sluggish and not cooperate … there would need to be someone tol nearby to catch him before he hits the ground. Maybe the teen Deans can find their entertainment sneaking him more if someone else cut him off.

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May 24th excerpt:

More light broke in at the bottom as the mug tilted slowly upwards. Jacob paused, then crouched low to peek cautiously out from under the mug. He blinked a few times to readjust to the light, and made sure no one else was around. He sighed in quiet relief when he only saw Dean peering in at him.

A large green eye blinked back at Jacob, then vanished as the human sat back up from his hunched over position. The slit of light around Jacob’s knees widened, then the cup lifted up into the air as Dean let him out.

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Aside from opening the bottom slot, Dean wouldn’t need to do much with all those Sams. They are a collective genius when it comes to climbing, and they’ll be bouncing around the inside of the machine in no time, knocking down the M&Ms first, then calling out for orders from their taller counterparts. Since they’re already there, might as well.

Dean would have to stay sitting there, fetching the food as Sam knocks it out of the rack, cackling all the way at the free food. 

(Not that the lounge doesn’t already have free food, but it’s the principal!)

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May 23rd excerpt:

Jacob stumbled out of Dean’s grasp, halting where he stood as he took in the scene. To one side, a fork and knife more than twice his body length stretched out on a folded napkin. Jacob could see countless nicks and scratches in the metal from years of use. On the other, the laminated menu with occasional pictures of what the restaurant had to offer filled up plenty of space. The table expanded beyond that, shiny finish on polished wood adding to the atmosphere.

Above, a deer head mounted to the wall watched the rest of the room with glassy eyes from a better vantage point than Jacob had. He could hear other humans chatting, dishes clinking together, the chiming of the bell as yet more customers wandered in.

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May 22nd excerpt:

“Alright, your turn, half-pint,” Dean mumbled half to himself as he opened up his pocket. “Time to come out.”

“What?! ” Jacob hissed before he could even stop himself. The last thing he wanted was to be brought out of the pocket here, no matter how much he disliked being confined.

He flinched away as Dean’s fingers joined him in the pocket, knowing he had nowhere to go to avoid them but trying to anyway. He pressed himself as far into the bottom of the pocket as he could go, thinking maybe Dean would get the hint when he couldn’t find purchase on the back of Jacob’s hoodie. To provide extra incentive, he kicked at Dean’s fingertip as hard as he could to make sure the callused hand could feel it.

“Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad!” Dean hissed after his finger flinched back from the kick.

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I like to think that he would definitely date her. Those two, as tragic as the story ended up, were meant for each other. And once he’d been with her for a bit, before they moved in together, Sam would bring the idea up to Dean, knowing it’s not his place to decide.

Dean would be thrilled for the chance to get to know the woman his brother loves, even with all the teasing remarks to both of them.

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He’d get headbutts if he doesn’t scritch (and if he does, these birbs just cannot make up their minds), and the birb will squawk if Dean goes out of sight. Once he’s claimed the brothers as his ‘flock,’ he’s gotta keep them in sight the entire time, or chirp for their location! Can’t stress that birb out.

There will be so much buzzing by Dean’s face once the cockatiel takes to the air.