Oh man. Smaug is such a little shit some days. I think, Sam would have to tame him first. Otherwise he’s a spaz that darts around and thinks he’s the big man on campus. He tries to beat up my husband’s hands all the time (See: here).

If Sam managed to tame him, he’d have a bird that’s one of the fastest fliers around. The little twerp spends his days divebombing me and Shawn and dodging around us so he doesn’t have to go back in his cage. That would be such a fun mount to ride. Dean would never be able to grab Sam again.