Bowman, of course, would start by griping about something – that’s practically his job. Then, though, he wouldn’t really be able to help prowling around the plate for a good place to sit down and catch some rays. He’d be in a suntrance in no time. Everyone who didn’t already know he’s part plant would be ??? and everyone who did would have to remind everyone else that they don’t need to water him too.

Put away the squirtbottle, Dean.