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We were joking around about how Sam and Dean are always getting annoyed that Jacob has a habit of just walking off on them and he’s so hard to keep up with, and it ended up with a running joke that the Winchesters are like the lil ducklings following mama Jake around. He just can’t shake them.
For everyone trying to guess #bah, remember what the story’s about! And it’s a direct quote from Dean Winchester in the show.
Because I hadn’t done any calculations for Jacob yet, here you go. Extra smol Jacob weighs less than a dime and extra tol Jacob weighs six times as much as a blue whale.
Well, thanks to this chart here made by @torchmlp, we know that Sam and Dean weight a little less than three crayons each if we compare them at 1/19th of Jacob’s size.
Jacob lifted weights in school, and has a stronger build than either brother. People have clung to buildings with their fingertips holding up their weight before, when their life depends on it, so with one finger, if Jacob can get all the regular-sized guys in the lounge to fit on one, he can likely lift all of them. Throw in the smols and Rumsfeld and Bobby, he’s still not going to have a problem.
Jacob would probably run out of room for more people before he started to feel too much strain of their weight. Then they’d have a giant who was worried about them all tumbling off the side, so the little guys had better be in pockets for this experiment. Jacob would be so amused by all these little guys trying to test out his strength.
I can almost imagine Sherlock being torn between helping to add weight and wanting to write all this down.
Jacob will once again be trying to stay on the other side of the bar from the kiddos if they get this idea in mind. They’re so teeny.
It’s a good thing Gabe set down rules to keep anyone from being harmed in the Lounge, he’ll make sure everyone’s safe.
If they do set up a screen for giant Jacob to see the little guys’ faces, he will have such a hard time telling them no. But he knows he’s not safe, so they’d probably all end up with a giant doing his best to avoid teeny kiddos smaller than grains of rice compared to him. There’s no escaping.
He needs a Dean to help him keep them out of trouble on him, assuming said Dean isn’t also in on the shenanigans.
Jacob would have a heart attack XD Scared to even move with all those tiny kids near him. They’d be lucky to keep him in one spot long enough to even try.
This is my entry for the context @brothersapart is running.
Here we have the AU Lounge, where the characters from six AUs are currently hanging out together: Brothers Found, Brothers Adopted, Brothers Asunder, Brothers Lost, Brothers Consulted, and the Giant Jacob Story (technically not a BAAU, but who could resist the huge dork?).
On Giant Jacob’s shoulder is “his” Sam, and their Dean is the one leaning against the wall. Brothers Lost Jacob is chatting with his Giant self, while Brothers Asunder Jacob is with the Deans from Brothers Adopted and Brothers Found, “his” Bowman flying around him. Brothers Adopted Sam and Jacob are on their Dean’s shoulders, and Brothers Found Sam is on his Dean’s head, feeling tall. Brothers Found Bowman is flying near Giant Jacob’s head. His own Jacob is extra little at the moment, and he’s not sure which extreme is weirder.
Meanwhile, Sherlock is perched thoughtfully on the one couch, and John has found tea and biscuits, which he is sharing with Oscar (from Brothers Adopted) and the littlest Jacob (from Brothers Found). Brothers Lost Sam and Dean are hiding under John’s table. The Brothers Consulted are around somewhere, though not visible, as is Spritely Sam from Brothers Asunder (he’s probably trying to find some plants – the Bowmans keep complaining about all the corners).
It’s gonna be a big lounge to fit giant Jacob!
I can certainly see BC Dean putting Dean up to telling Jacob the idea, once they’re all on board with so many versions of themselves. Deans gotta stick together, after all, when they’re not bugging each other.
Meanwhile, John’s gonna see just how tall his tiny Sam is if there’s no curse on him, and he’s lucky if he reaches tall Sam’s shoulder.
Giant Jacob would probably be trying (and failing) not to look so big. If he was told that Dean had another even tinier Dean telling him to do things, he might not believe it right away.
If he went along with it anyway (Giant!Jacob would probably be the most likely one, since he’s completely untrained with smoler folk), he at least wouldn’t trap Sherlock or dangle him over the ground. Probably just scoop him up if Dean insisted enough. “What? He said you do this to him, too!”
Jacob the gentle giant might feel left out as the only one so big. Everyone else is so leetle, don’t be afraid of him!
Hoo boy, this would be an experience for the Baker Street boys. Not only are they face to face with human versions of their smols, but also with an honest-to-god GIANT! They would certainly be bemused to find that their smols are actually taller than them on the same scale. Sherlock would probably be offended.
He’d certainly be betrayed when the Deans conspire to have him plucked up by the giant, the only person in the room they don’t ‘know’. At the very least, it’d be enlightening for him and John to see how they look to the BC bros all the time.
Even if it means Sherlock’s flailing in a giant palm and clinging to giant fingers.
I have a feeling Jacob might be a little more willing to believe in the smol bros when Dean starts arguing with thin air.
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Oh jeez. The size disparity would be incredible there.
Just a simple breath could knock sprites out of the air and rattle their little houses. I don’t think Jacob would even be able to see the little guys unless they sat still and he really squinted. Even then, he’d have trouble hearing them, while the rumbling of his voice alone could physically hurt the poor sprites.
Probably a good thing Jacob didn’t grow to giant size anywhere near Wellwood.
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