They would start by (hopefully) finding out what the lion is.

(I mean, half the time they charge in half-cocked if people are in direct danger, but they prefer to do their research first).

First would be to get innocents out of the way. At a zoo, they might end up helping the zookeepers get some of the animals out of the way so they don’t lose any of them, especially those endangered species.

Just gotta save the girl the lion took as a hostage to lure the hunters to it.

Finding something to kill it with would be work, since it can’t die by any mortal weapons. Angel blades would be easiest, if they knew any angels at the time. Definitely not a mortal weapon, and almost nothing can stand up to it.

Dean might be tough, but he’s not as strong as Heracles, so he wouldn’t be able to strangle the lion if an angel blade isn’t an option. His best option would be shooting it in the mouth, if he figures out its weakness.

Monster gets the gank, hero gets the girl. Sam rolls his eyes.

October 26th excerpt:

“Alright,” Jacob muttered, shifting his focus entirely to the small sleeping person. He didn’t want to leave Sam lying in the book. He moved a hand tentatively towards Sam, ready to snatch it back if he startled the little guy awake.

It didn’t happen. Jacob had had practice picking up sleeping sprites before, and it showed now. Despite his hand being so much bigger, he was able to nudge it under Sam while hardly disturbing his curled-up position. His fingers curled protectively over the tiny weight. When he stood, his hand remained steady thanks to the times he’d carried young nestlings home at their insistence on a ride on his hand.

October 25th excerpt:

Jacob didn’t notice right away that Sam had nodded off, gone to chase dreams in the pages of the book. After being scolded once for glancing over too much, he made a point to leave Sam be. He only thought to look over when he found a site that might be of interest, but that required a paid subscription to access. He was ready to ask Sam’s opinion on it when he stopped.

For a moment, he thought Sam wasn’t there. Then, tentatively, wary of more scolding, Jacob reached over to lift up the page that had fallen over a small shape.

A bemused smile ghosted across his face at what he found. Curled up in the middle of a book several times his weight, was Sam. His tiny face rested against the curve of the pages like it was a huge cushion. He looked exhausted.

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers (1/3)

neonthewrite:

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neonthewrite:

( DA Link )

I had to return to the fun little AU in which Oscar met Castiel, Angel of the Lord. And, inevitably, I had to see how Oscar would fare with the rest of Team Free Will.

I split it into fairly large pieces (chapter length each). The DA Link above is for people who don’t want to read all that while scrolling tumblr.


Oscar was out of breath by the time he returned home. His frantic glances gave his house in the walls a warped, scary appearance. Normally, home was safe. It was drafty at times and he couldn’t let dust collect for more than a day before it overran him, but it was home. He could go there after a day of foraging supplies and sit on his ring box chair to sew or burrow into his blanket nest to sleep.

Now, he couldn’t stay. It wouldn’t remain safe for long.

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Why is it taking so long for the next part to come out?? I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SMOL!!!!

Really glad you’re enjoying the story! Looks like I’ve learned how to pick a good cliffhanger ;D

I plan to post the next part on Wednesday, so only a week after the first one! That gives it time for some anticipation to build, and it also ensures it won’t be buried in the coming flurry of posts from @brothersapart in celebration of its 3 year BAversary event. I definitely don’t want to collide with the special surprise at the end of that.

Once that’s all done, we can see more of what little Oscar must deal with. He sure could use a guardian angel right about now.

October 21st excerpt:

Jacob didn’t make a lot of conversation while he was eating, not when the only other people around were so little. The sprites didn’t like to think of it, so he was well conditioned. In the end, he was back on the laptop after retrieving one of the old books for Sam. More than once, Jacob’s focus drifted off the latest web page to peek at the way Sam had to go to so much effort just to turn a page.

Each time, Sam would stiffen, the microscopic hairs on the back of his neck raising at the feeling. At first, he tried to hide the reaction, staying hunched over the book until he had to shuffle to the next page, sometimes turning it while remaining on the book, occasionally stepping off to push it over.

This time when Jacob looked, Sam was already looking back, sensing the glance coming and sending an annoyed, bitchy glare. “Something on my face?” Sam asked grumpily, the long hours of research showing in the lines etched around his eyes.

Jacob, all of six feet and five inches, flinched as that glare leveled on him.