Well, thanks to this chart here made by @torchmlp​, we know that Sam and Dean weight a little less than three crayons each if we compare them at 1/19th of Jacob’s size.

Jacob lifted weights in school, and has a stronger build than either brother. People have clung to buildings with their fingertips holding up their weight before, when their life depends on it, so with one finger, if Jacob can get all the regular-sized guys in the lounge to fit on one, he can likely lift all of them. Throw in the smols and Rumsfeld and Bobby, he’s still not going to have a problem.

Jacob would probably run out of room for more people before he started to feel too much strain of their weight. Then they’d have a giant who was worried about them all tumbling off the side, so the little guys had better be in pockets for this experiment. Jacob would be so amused by all these little guys trying to test out his strength.

I can almost imagine Sherlock being torn between helping to add weight and wanting to write all this down.

@nightmares06

That’s probably the first time I’ve heard that reaction to any of our stories XD Better watch out with them, they might be on their way to discovering what vore is (one of the parts of g/t I initially had a phobia of and now don’t mind at all), and sending off all the characters they write to a quick end.

I’m glad to hear you like our story enough to share! Apparently it wasn’t violent enough for them XD Eating all the sprites. Bowman would be offended.


@neonthewrite

To say the least. Bowman would have to avoid these nieces of yours on principal, because they sound like a lot of trouble for the poor sprites. Not for eating!

Aside from opening the bottom slot, Dean wouldn’t need to do much with all those Sams. They are a collective genius when it comes to climbing, and they’ll be bouncing around the inside of the machine in no time, knocking down the M&Ms first, then calling out for orders from their taller counterparts. Since they’re already there, might as well.

Dean would have to stay sitting there, fetching the food as Sam knocks it out of the rack, cackling all the way at the free food. 

(Not that the lounge doesn’t already have free food, but it’s the principal!)

I like to think that he would definitely date her. Those two, as tragic as the story ended up, were meant for each other. And once he’d been with her for a bit, before they moved in together, Sam would bring the idea up to Dean, knowing it’s not his place to decide.

Dean would be thrilled for the chance to get to know the woman his brother loves, even with all the teasing remarks to both of them.

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He’d get headbutts if he doesn’t scritch (and if he does, these birbs just cannot make up their minds), and the birb will squawk if Dean goes out of sight. Once he’s claimed the brothers as his ‘flock,’ he’s gotta keep them in sight the entire time, or chirp for their location! Can’t stress that birb out.

There will be so much buzzing by Dean’s face once the cockatiel takes to the air.

I think in our side-universe bar scene, they ignore the regular rules of if kids are allowed in bars.

Not that Dean’s even letting his teenaged self imbibe.

Kiddo Sam’s only ten, so it won’t be much of a surprise when younger kids appear (Jacob from Brothers Unexpected will only be five at the time he stops in, his other selves will have no evens I’m betting).

The Asunder kids will be full grown when they show up in the lounge, at least the way we’re writing. They all pop in when their story is done posting, leaving Sam and Bowman only slightly on the younger side, not kids.

Bby Jake will want to adopt all the smols.

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Seriously though, this was a really sweet message to get. Hugs all around!

When Stan started out, he was never meant to be much of a well-rounded character. But as he and Dean bounced off each other, he just…became. Then later on I added in details for Sherlock to notice from him, and I discovered so much about him. Including the fact that he happened to be engaged to a man, and owned a German Shepherd. Honestly, he wasn’t exactly predetermined to be any kind of role model or example of representation, but I can’t agree more that representation is needed. 

Being gay certainly isn’t the basis of Stan’s character, but it’s not going to be ignored either.

I’m glad anything we do makes anyone feel better about themselves. You go, boo. Hope you enjoy what he have planned for my fiery bean and the Brothers Consulted crew!

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Art by @mogadeer

@borrowedtimeandspace – I never mind questions about my OCs! Feel free to ask about my brand new boy. Just don’t expect any spoilers!

Stan is in fact gay, and happily engaged to his bisexual fiancee Nathan.

Which is lucky for Dean, because if they were the same size and Stan was single, the elder Winchester might have an energetic redhead crushing on him x3

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I mean

Lookit that charm


“Somethin’ on my face?” Dean asked Stan. He briefly reached up to brush at his hair and make sure it was properly spiked.

Sherlock turned his head toward Dean at the question before he realized it wasn’t for him. Side-eyeing Stan, Sherlock went back to staring out the window and waiting out the ride.

For his part, Stan had absolutely no clue how to react to the small man’s witticism. He was choking on a chuckle, uncertain if that would be out of line or offensive. But there was something about Dean’s attitude that Agent Baker took a liking to.

“Would I know if there was?” he replied amiably with a faint smirk. A hint of an Irish accent poked through his words, confirming Sherlock’s silent observation. Second generation, from the sound of it.

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Agent Stan Baker is a character that will be introduced in the second official story of Brothers Consulted, and he’s taken off on us!

You can find out a bit more about him here, and he appears in the excerpts here, here and here. Keep an eye out for him in future snippets and stories! Stan is here to stay!

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Art by @ghostquack

And his other commission, for those who want to see Dean with his Stan.

Bowman, of course, would start by griping about something – that’s practically his job. Then, though, he wouldn’t really be able to help prowling around the plate for a good place to sit down and catch some rays. He’d be in a suntrance in no time. Everyone who didn’t already know he’s part plant would be ??? and everyone who did would have to remind everyone else that they don’t need to water him too.

Put away the squirtbottle, Dean.