Oh man. The regular Deans would be laying bets on which one can track the hidden pie down first.

Brothers Lost Dean has his ability and uses it, but he’s only driven to use it when he’s in need. It’s not something he has actively sought to hone (yet!).

Brothers Consulted Dean has just revealed to Sherlock Holmes, of all people, that he not only can track down shoelaces, he can find anything he puts his mind to. There’s a good chance that Sherlock will leap at that opportunity.

Brothers Saved Dean is going to grow up with Sam at his side. He’s not going to need to use it anywhere near as often, so it won’t be a skill he has trained for use until he realizes it’s real potential, setting him behind the others who grew up with the threat of starvation without it.

My money’s on BC Dean dominating.

He’s probably not sharing the pie, guys.

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He’s pretty sharp when it comes to coordination and aim, so Dean will have to defend his honor.

One of Dean’s advantages will be the fact that there’s like five more of him cheering him on and sassing Sherlock all together (aside from Sherlock’s Dean, who’s going to be so offended that most of the Deans are full sized).

Plus all that cocky swagger.

Well, thanks to this chart here made by @torchmlp​, we know that Sam and Dean weight a little less than three crayons each if we compare them at 1/19th of Jacob’s size.

Jacob lifted weights in school, and has a stronger build than either brother. People have clung to buildings with their fingertips holding up their weight before, when their life depends on it, so with one finger, if Jacob can get all the regular-sized guys in the lounge to fit on one, he can likely lift all of them. Throw in the smols and Rumsfeld and Bobby, he’s still not going to have a problem.

Jacob would probably run out of room for more people before he started to feel too much strain of their weight. Then they’d have a giant who was worried about them all tumbling off the side, so the little guys had better be in pockets for this experiment. Jacob would be so amused by all these little guys trying to test out his strength.

I can almost imagine Sherlock being torn between helping to add weight and wanting to write all this down.

Aside from opening the bottom slot, Dean wouldn’t need to do much with all those Sams. They are a collective genius when it comes to climbing, and they’ll be bouncing around the inside of the machine in no time, knocking down the M&Ms first, then calling out for orders from their taller counterparts. Since they’re already there, might as well.

Dean would have to stay sitting there, fetching the food as Sam knocks it out of the rack, cackling all the way at the free food. 

(Not that the lounge doesn’t already have free food, but it’s the principal!)

I like to think that he would definitely date her. Those two, as tragic as the story ended up, were meant for each other. And once he’d been with her for a bit, before they moved in together, Sam would bring the idea up to Dean, knowing it’s not his place to decide.

Dean would be thrilled for the chance to get to know the woman his brother loves, even with all the teasing remarks to both of them.

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He’d get headbutts if he doesn’t scritch (and if he does, these birbs just cannot make up their minds), and the birb will squawk if Dean goes out of sight. Once he’s claimed the brothers as his ‘flock,’ he’s gotta keep them in sight the entire time, or chirp for their location! Can’t stress that birb out.

There will be so much buzzing by Dean’s face once the cockatiel takes to the air.

I think in our side-universe bar scene, they ignore the regular rules of if kids are allowed in bars.

Not that Dean’s even letting his teenaged self imbibe.

Kiddo Sam’s only ten, so it won’t be much of a surprise when younger kids appear (Jacob from Brothers Unexpected will only be five at the time he stops in, his other selves will have no evens I’m betting).

The Asunder kids will be full grown when they show up in the lounge, at least the way we’re writing. They all pop in when their story is done posting, leaving Sam and Bowman only slightly on the younger side, not kids.

Bby Jake will want to adopt all the smols.

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Seriously though, this was a really sweet message to get. Hugs all around!

When Stan started out, he was never meant to be much of a well-rounded character. But as he and Dean bounced off each other, he just…became. Then later on I added in details for Sherlock to notice from him, and I discovered so much about him. Including the fact that he happened to be engaged to a man, and owned a German Shepherd. Honestly, he wasn’t exactly predetermined to be any kind of role model or example of representation, but I can’t agree more that representation is needed. 

Being gay certainly isn’t the basis of Stan’s character, but it’s not going to be ignored either.

I’m glad anything we do makes anyone feel better about themselves. You go, boo. Hope you enjoy what he have planned for my fiery bean and the Brothers Consulted crew!

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